Our friend, John Grey, who you might remember as always gloriously draped in purple velvet informed me that Red Horn is closed tomorrow. NEVER FEAR! We are advanced beings with big brains and opposable thumbs that can work through this nightmare. We will instead go to Baguette et Chocolat which is a shorter route, but we will make up for it with a special surprise! It will be a glorious day of fancy french coffee and incredible pastries… followed by so much fun!

See you heathens tomorrow,
Thomas